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Victorian Psycho by Virginia Feito (Review #259)

"Winifred Notty arrives at Ensor House prepared to play the perfect Victorian governess. She’ll dutifully tutor her charges, Drusilla and Andrew, tell them bedtime stories, and only joke about eating children. But the longer Winifred spends within the estate’s dreary confines and the more she learns of the perversions and pathetic preoccupations of the Pounds family, the more trouble she has sticking to her plan.

Whether creeping across the moonlit lawns in her undergarments or gently tormenting the house staff, Winifred struggles at every turn to stifle the horrid compulsions of her past until her chillingly dark imagination breaches the feeble boundary of reality on Christmas morning."


Review:

Oh my god, this was such a fun read. I had a fantastic time. I love to read in the point of view of someone absolutely batshit crazy. Winnie is disgustingly crazy, but also, so funny. That was the best surprise of the whole book, it was so funny! I truly laughed out loud, like yes please more funny murder crazy lady! I also loved the fourth wall breaks Winnie sometimes did, "I wink at you, dear reader." It felt like she made us her co-conspirators in her murderous rampage. I was kicking my feet from beginning to end, laughing and yelling "EWW" at every page. 


It was a short read, and a quick one at that with how this book hooks you, but overall, disgusting, hilarious, morbid, murderous, psychotic, amazing. Gimme 14 more of them right now (italain accent). Let me know you're own thoughts and feels down below in the comments, and I'll see you for the next one!

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